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At the dog park today Ron had a labrador follow him around and endlessly try to mount him or lick his weiner. Ron was having NONE OF IT so he was barking at the lab hella aggressively and the lab was so hung up on Ronnie that he would CRY when Ron barked at him. He’d slink around until Ron was offguard and then he’d try to mount him again. The lab’s owner was some bro in a tank top whose only method of controlling his dog was endlessly repeating “BOCCE! STOP BEING A BAD BOY!” Bocce was being a really bad boy though.  Like eventually they had to leave the dog park because Bocce couldn’t control himself around Ronnie. I felt bad for my big basset baby but then an aussie shepherd mix showed up and Ron tried to mount him so I guess he’s good?

True story: since we moved to LA I have strangers telling me how handsome Ronnie is every single day. Every time I walk him, someone will comment on what a beautiful boy he is. A couple weeks ago I was walking Ron on a busy street and these dudes in a jeep rolled up next to me and started going HEY HEY HEY and in my head I was like UGH HOW BAD IS THIS GOING TO BE. But then they were like YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE BASSET HOUND!!! Hands down the greatest thing anyone’s ever yelled at me from a car

At the dog park today Ron had a labrador follow him around and endlessly try to mount him or lick his weiner. Ron was having NONE OF IT so he was barking at the lab hella aggressively and the lab was so hung up on Ronnie that he would CRY when Ron barked at him. He’d slink around until Ron was offguard and then he’d try to mount him again. The lab’s owner was some bro in a tank top whose only method of controlling his dog was endlessly repeating “BOCCE! STOP BEING A BAD BOY!” Bocce was being a really bad boy though. Like eventually they had to leave the dog park because Bocce couldn’t control himself around Ronnie. I felt bad for my big basset baby but then an aussie shepherd mix showed up and Ron tried to mount him so I guess he’s good?

True story: since we moved to LA I have strangers telling me how handsome Ronnie is every single day. Every time I walk him, someone will comment on what a beautiful boy he is. A couple weeks ago I was walking Ron on a busy street and these dudes in a jeep rolled up next to me and started going HEY HEY HEY and in my head I was like UGH HOW BAD IS THIS GOING TO BE. But then they were like YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE BASSET HOUND!!! Hands down the greatest thing anyone’s ever yelled at me from a car

polianarchy:

For analparade.

me and scrotumcoat

polianarchy:

For analparade.

me and scrotumcoat

scrotumcoat:

just mustard on mine thanks

scrotumcoat:

just mustard on mine thanks

"penetration"

"penetration"

HOT DOGGIN

HOT DOGGIN

weiner queen

weiner queen

plump n juicy
scrotumcoat:

eat a dick

plump n juicy

scrotumcoat:

eat a dick


A Vice Comic by Jonny Negron

A Vice Comic by Jonny Negron

weiner slide

weiner slide

i can see your weiner

i can see your weiner

scrotumcoat: BONER DOG

scrotumcoat: BONER DOG

AMERICA

AMERICA

WHAT IS THIS THING? it looks like fried delicious on a stick but like whats in it? maybe hot dogs? SHARNEE YOU LIVED IN JAPAN HELP ME
beepme:

どんどん焼き

WHAT IS THIS THING? it looks like fried delicious on a stick but like whats in it? maybe hot dogs? SHARNEE YOU LIVED IN JAPAN HELP ME

beepme:

どんどん焼き

big wiener

big wiener