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mattressblowoutsale:

o my fucking lord

basically a sea basset

amazing gif

amazing gif

hydroxyurea:

scrotumcoat:

My laundromat has been on “Criminal Minds” twice. #CrimnoMinez #CriminalMinds #mural #KillerWhale #KillerThreads #KillersFound #UnSub

yess

Mr Analparade

hydroxyurea:

scrotumcoat:

My laundromat has been on “Criminal Minds” twice. #CrimnoMinez #CriminalMinds #mural #KillerWhale #KillerThreads #KillersFound #UnSub


yess

Mr Analparade

super hot

super hot

ragexquit:

Where I belong

definitely on the Anal Parade route

ragexquit:

Where I belong

definitely on the Anal Parade route

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

I live by a middle school that looks a lot like a prison

I live by a middle school that looks a lot like a prison

istealforksfromrestaurants:

I know this is in violation of the Eyes on Your Own Plate but…

I get so bummed out when someone I knew in a former life pops up on FB and I see that they got married and took dude’s name. So disappointed in you time space-ghost!

I used to feel this way 100% but scrotumcoat pointed out something that totally changed my mind:

I have a fairly common first name with a weird last name. I am related to everybody with the same last name, and as far as I can tell I am the only one with my first and last name. scrotumcoat has extremely common, traditional American first and last names - he’s not John Smith but he’s close to it. If I took his last name, I would go from having a unique name to almost becoming ungoogleable. This is pretty appealing for someone who has a questionable online persona such as “analparade” you know? I know everyone is just gonna call me mrs scrote tho so whatever

Also: a few years ago I was talking to my mom and I was like I’M NOT GONNA CHANGE MY NAME FOR SOME MAN and she was like OH SO YOU’RE GONNA KEEP YOUR LAST NAME THAT CAME FROM YOUR FATHER? COOL I GUESS THAT’S REALLY DIFFERENT and I was like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck she’s right. Mom then explained that she only changed her name because it made paperwork easier and she doesn’t give a fuck if I change my name. So there’s that too

I remember like a decade ago miserie sent me this gif set and at the time it was one of the craziest fuckin things I had ever seen
feels tame now. I’m messed up

I remember like a decade ago miserie sent me this gif set and at the time it was one of the craziest fuckin things I had ever seen

feels tame now. I’m messed up

andrewbreitel:

reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit

how big was Andre the Giant’s dick? I’ve heard everything from 3.5 inches to over a foot long and thick like a loaf of french bread. What is the truth? if you know please tell me. If I find out I will update

how big was Andre the Giant’s dick? I’ve heard everything from 3.5 inches to over a foot long and thick like a loaf of french bread. What is the truth? if you know please tell me. If I find out I will update

rydenarmani:

i don’t even know what i’m doing with my time anymore but hey heres the magic the gathering butt cracks guy and hes gonna bless ur blog

this was a really funny photo project AND he’s a cutie-patootie
imgur link to magic the gathering buttcracks photo set

rydenarmani:

i don’t even know what i’m doing with my time anymore but hey heres the magic the gathering butt cracks guy and hes gonna bless ur blog

this was a really funny photo project AND he’s a cutie-patootie

imgur link to magic the gathering buttcracks photo set

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