Don wanted to lick water off the jade plants so he walked behind my cactuses and got stuck and had to kool-aid man burst through them. I yelled at him for knocking over the bromeliad
Textile design by Frank Lloyd Wright
Ronny slobbered so hard on the puppy he was humping that I caught the puppy and wiped him off with the drool rag I carry around whenever I go to the dog park
I like this new dog park, it’s turf instead of grass
Don slobber is serious business
that’s my basset with his lipstick out, humping a puppy at the dog park
YOU’RE SO GROSS DON
photo by kar
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viktor and rolf autumn/winter 1999-2000 haute couture presentation entitled “matryoshka” or “the russian doll”. the duo appeared dressing model maggie rizer, draping her with a total of nine layers of elaborately jeweled and embroidered couture pieces. after each layer had been added, rizer would stand on the pedestal which rotated giving full view to the audience. by the end of the night, she had approximately 154lbs of couture upon her body.
KILL EVERYONE NOW! CONDONE FIRST DEGREE MURDER! ADVOCATE CANNIBALISM! EAT SHIT! FILTH IS MY POLITICS, FILTH IS MY LIFE!
Nude No. 105. Irving Penn, 1949-50 (via The Metropolitan Museum of Art - Nude No. 105)