$14.99, extremely cheap see-thru polyester, weird sleeves and neckline, but I still regret not buying an upside down cross dress at Ross last night
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One of my favorite Philip Seymour Hoffman movies is Love Liza. It’s about a guy dealing with the suicide of his wife by huffing gas. It’s soul-crushingly depressing and also Kathy Bates is in it
this movie was great because if you’re a normal person it’s a dark family melodrama, but if you’re like fucked up emotionally then it’s also really funny
Lee County, Kentucky Sheriffs Deputy Clemmia Hurst brings in wanted murderer Raney Allen, Oct. 17th, 1945.
When I was maybe 10 years old, my sister came home with a copy of Boxing Helena and my parents made a HUGE DEAL about how I wasn’t allowed to watch it. This was upsetting to me not only because I hated giving up the living room tv for any amount of time, but also because censoring media was something my parents very rarely did. I can count on one hand the number of times they confiscated music or books for being too vulgar/obscene and usually I would just throw a shit fit until I got my fucked up zines or Gwar tapes back. But not Boxing Helena. I had to leave the house while Jenna watched Boxing Helena. This made me think Boxing Helena was the craziest shit EVER and I couldn’t WAIT until I was old enough to watch it. I’d go in my sister’s room and study the VHS cover and just dream about when I could finally see it for myself.
When I was 16, I got a job at a video store that was famous for having the largest pornography section available in what was otherwise a family video store. My parents had to sign a special consent form allowing me to work there because I was underage. Mom and Dad never said much about it but I knew that now was the time. I was finally ready for Boxing Helena. It was one of the first of thousands of free rentals I took home, and I was so fucking psyched. Finally. FINALLY
Now, if you’ve seen Boxing Helena, I’m sure you’ve been laughing at me since the first paragraph. For those of you that haven’t seen it… it is awful. It is a weird shitty fairy tale with a terrible ending. I was stunned. THIS is what I waited for? THIS is what I wasn’t allowed to see? When I was 14, they rented Pink Flamingos for me because I liked Hairspray so much. I can watch a man do tricks with his asshole but HEAVEN FORBID I see a limbless Sherilyn Fenn talk shit to Julian Sands. I have never been so disappointed in a movie. I was expecting so much more.
I own a copy of Boxing Helena now. It’s shitty, yeah, but it’ll always be a special shitty movie to me. And who doesn’t have a crush on Sherilyn Fenn? I’m still blown away that it was a sticking point for my parents. I guess they didn’t want their daughter to be all fucked up but hey it’s like 15 years later and I’m a total degenerate that goes by “analparade” soooooooooooooooo
I love this woman absolutely.
Marina Abramovic’s crystal Shoes for Departure.
"With naked feet enter the shoes. Eyes closed. Motionless. Depart.
Duration: Limitless. Material: Amethyst.”
love this so much
big hair rainbow
sensual basset blingee
oh sweet that’s my basset!!!! Thanks dude