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I keep plastic bags in Saddam Hussein’s head

I keep plastic bags in Saddam Hussein’s head

at the dog park in Silver Lake, June 2014

Visiting my sister at work, June 2014

Visiting my sister at work, June 2014

my bathroom

my bathroom

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

At the dog park today Ron had a labrador follow him around and endlessly try to mount him or lick his weiner. Ron was having NONE OF IT so he was barking at the lab hella aggressively and the lab was so hung up on Ronnie that he would CRY when Ron barked at him. He’d slink around until Ron was offguard and then he’d try to mount him again. The lab’s owner was some bro in a tank top whose only method of controlling his dog was endlessly repeating “BOCCE! STOP BEING A BAD BOY!” Bocce was being a really bad boy though.  Like eventually they had to leave the dog park because Bocce couldn’t control himself around Ronnie. I felt bad for my big basset baby but then an aussie shepherd mix showed up and Ron tried to mount him so I guess he’s good?

True story: since we moved to LA I have strangers telling me how handsome Ronnie is every single day. Every time I walk him, someone will comment on what a beautiful boy he is. A couple weeks ago I was walking Ron on a busy street and these dudes in a jeep rolled up next to me and started going HEY HEY HEY and in my head I was like UGH HOW BAD IS THIS GOING TO BE. But then they were like YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE BASSET HOUND!!! Hands down the greatest thing anyone’s ever yelled at me from a car

At the dog park today Ron had a labrador follow him around and endlessly try to mount him or lick his weiner. Ron was having NONE OF IT so he was barking at the lab hella aggressively and the lab was so hung up on Ronnie that he would CRY when Ron barked at him. He’d slink around until Ron was offguard and then he’d try to mount him again. The lab’s owner was some bro in a tank top whose only method of controlling his dog was endlessly repeating “BOCCE! STOP BEING A BAD BOY!” Bocce was being a really bad boy though. Like eventually they had to leave the dog park because Bocce couldn’t control himself around Ronnie. I felt bad for my big basset baby but then an aussie shepherd mix showed up and Ron tried to mount him so I guess he’s good?

True story: since we moved to LA I have strangers telling me how handsome Ronnie is every single day. Every time I walk him, someone will comment on what a beautiful boy he is. A couple weeks ago I was walking Ron on a busy street and these dudes in a jeep rolled up next to me and started going HEY HEY HEY and in my head I was like UGH HOW BAD IS THIS GOING TO BE. But then they were like YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE BASSET HOUND!!! Hands down the greatest thing anyone’s ever yelled at me from a car


someforeignletters: Daria Krol: Catwalk

someforeignlettersDaria Krol: Catwalk

Citizen Ruth is my favorite movie about abortions

Citizen Ruth is my favorite movie about abortions

red-lipstick:

Ji Won Hwang aka Alice HJ aka The New Art Agency (Seoul, Korea, Republic of)              Drawings/Paintings

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

omg i love this

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

omg i love this

So I’ve been gone for a while huh?
My beloved grandmother died on Valentine’s Day. It was not expected and hit me insanely hard. I’m still not over it. I had to push all feelings aside for a while though because scrotumcoat got a job promotion that required us to move. I went from living in the suburbs of the east bay area to a small apartment in the middle of Los Angeles in less than two weeks. Shit is crazy, guys. 
I killed a cockroach with a knife on maybe my fifth day here but that’s the roughest thing I’ve had to deal with so far. I feel like I got thrust into this situation so quickly that my anxiety about everything is shelved for right now because I’m so busy just figuring out day to day bullshit. It’s not bad - my sister and my two best friends live nearby, and I love my apartment. Scrotumcoat is so busy he can’t even update his tumblr so I hang out with Big Ronnie all day. I am so proud of Ron for adjusting so quickly to apartment life - as you can see, we bought piddle pads but he prefers to do all business outside and only uses the pads for the occasional head rest.
Life is OK I guess. I’ll probably update more now but it might just devolve into nothing but obsessive cataloging of everything in my apartment so heads up

So I’ve been gone for a while huh?

My beloved grandmother died on Valentine’s Day. It was not expected and hit me insanely hard. I’m still not over it. I had to push all feelings aside for a while though because scrotumcoat got a job promotion that required us to move. I went from living in the suburbs of the east bay area to a small apartment in the middle of Los Angeles in less than two weeks. Shit is crazy, guys. 

I killed a cockroach with a knife on maybe my fifth day here but that’s the roughest thing I’ve had to deal with so far. I feel like I got thrust into this situation so quickly that my anxiety about everything is shelved for right now because I’m so busy just figuring out day to day bullshit. It’s not bad - my sister and my two best friends live nearby, and I love my apartment. Scrotumcoat is so busy he can’t even update his tumblr so I hang out with Big Ronnie all day. I am so proud of Ron for adjusting so quickly to apartment life - as you can see, we bought piddle pads but he prefers to do all business outside and only uses the pads for the occasional head rest.

Life is OK I guess. I’ll probably update more now but it might just devolve into nothing but obsessive cataloging of everything in my apartment so heads up

$14.99, extremely cheap see-thru polyester, weird sleeves and neckline, but I still regret not buying an upside down cross dress at Ross last night

$14.99, extremely cheap see-thru polyester, weird sleeves and neckline, but I still regret not buying an upside down cross dress at Ross last night

If you always wished I would post more shitty quality basset and succulent pictures, you can follow me on instagram @poogardening

If you always wished I would post more shitty quality basset and succulent pictures, you can follow me on instagram @poogardening